She asks. He does.
She decides if it counted.
A chore app where one of you is the client and the other one is management.
Free. Two people. One board. No drag-and-drop, no drama.
How it works
Three steps. One of them is not his to take.
- Step 1
She asks.
Rich text, photos, a voice note if she's feeling dramatic. Priority, due date, and what's in it for him.
- Step 2
He does.
He works it across the board. She Asked → Daddy's On It → Done, Baby. Tap to move. No excuses column.
- Step 3
She decides if it counted.
Approve, and the points post with confetti. Bounce it with a note, and it slides right back.
A proper editor
Lists, checkboxes, photos, voice notes, and a slash menu. Her asks deserve formatting.
Live on both phones
She adds it, his phone buzzes. He marks it done, hers lights up. Under two seconds.
Points and rewards
Good Boy Points bank on approval. He spends them on a shelf she stocked herself.
Installs like an app
Add to home screen. Works offline for reading. Push nudges once you say so.
Couples, allegedly
Entirely fictional. Suspiciously accurate.
“He fixed the gate in one afternoon. Six years, one afternoon. All it took was a points balance.”
Priya & Tom
together 6 yrs · not real people
“I bounced the bathroom twice. He now cleans the grout unprompted. I don't know who this man is.”
Marcus & Dee
married 2 yrs · not real people
“The reward field is the whole app. 'Pancakes' got the shelves up. 'Good pancakes' got them level.”
Lena & Sam
together 3 yrs · not real people
“He has a streak going. He is protecting the streak. I have never seen him protect anything so hard.”
Owen & Kat
engaged · not real people
“She approves with a little stamp. I would do anything for the little stamp.”
Ana & Jules
roommates, then more · not real people
“We renamed the roles Chief and Sunshine. Nothing else changed. Everything changed.”
Ray & Nadia
together 11 yrs · not real people
Pricing
One of these is real.
Free
The real one$0
- ✓ Two people, one board
- ✓ Rich text, photos, voice notes
- ✓ Real-time sync and push nudges
- ✓ Points, rewards, streaks
- ✓ Installs to your home screen
Good Boy
A bit$4/mo
- ✓ Everything in Free
- ✓ A slightly shinier stamp
- ✓ Streak insurance (one missed day)
- ✓ Priority 'NOW' in a bigger font
Certified Daddy
Also a bit$∞
- ✓ Everything in Good Boy
- ✓ Points cannot be bounced
- ✓ She still decides. Sorry.
- ✓ A framed certificate, emotionally
The paid tiers are a joke. There is no checkout, no card form, and nothing to buy.
Questions, answered honestly
Is this a sex thing?
Ha. No. It's a chore board with a power dynamic and a points system. The spiciest thing in it is a bounced card with a note that says “the grout counts.”
Who can see our board?
The two of you. Every row in the database is tagged with your couple, Postgres row-level security enforces it on every read and write, and the server re-checks your role and membership before any change. Photos live in a private bucket behind short-lived links. There's no admin view, no feed, no leaderboard.
Can he approve his own task?
No. Not with a button, not with a clever request, not with a plea. Approval is hers in the rules, in the server, and in the database. That's the product.
What if we don't like ‘Daddy’ and ‘Baby Girl’?
Rename them. Boss and Angel, Chief and Sunshine, Doer and Dreamer, or anything you like up to sixteen characters each. Every label in the app follows.
Does it work offline?
You can read the board and the shell loads without signal. Writing needs a connection — we tell you plainly rather than pretending it saved.
What does it cost?
Nothing. The pricing table above is a bit. If you'd like to give us four dollars we'd honestly rather you fixed the chair.